"Destiny isn't a path that any cat follows blindly. It is always a matter of choice, and sometimes the heart speaks loudest."
-Leafpool

Wednesday 19 October 2016

SPECIAL: Halloween Spoof

It was Halloween night in ThunderClan. All the cats had costumes and some were getting ready to go trick-or-treating...

Firestar: LET ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO COLLECT CANDY JOIN HERE BENEATH CANDY ROCK FOR A CAND- I MEAN CLAN MEETING!!

Graystripe: ohboyohboyohboy!! I love candy!! I love food!! If I couldn't eat food I'd dieeeeeee...

Sandstorm: um, everyone would.

Graystripe: :unfazed: ....and candy is a type of food!! SO I LOVE ITTTT!

Firestar: OKAY!!!! So, as you all know, we'll be going trick-or-treating... after the COSTUME CONTEST!!!! If you are entering, please stand here with me and we'll choose the winner!!!

:About 7 cats go up to Firestar proudly:

Firestar: Oh, this is going to be good. So here we have CLOUDTAIL!!!! Cloudtail, what are you?

Cloudtail: IMMA CAT :D

Firestar: No, I mean your Halloween costume...

Cloudtail: OHHHH. IMMA BOX

Firestar: Ooooookay. A box. Erm..

:Repeats with Briarlight as the Cat in the Hat, Dovewing as a mouse, Ivypool as Nyan Cat, Lionblaze and Cinderheart as Thing 1 and Thing 2, and Dustpelt as a Thanksgiving turkey:

Suddenly, the shadows at the camp entrance rustle!! The wind starts howling and an owl shrieks in the distance!!!!
A cat steps through the brambles menacingly.

Whole Clan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Firestar: Oh wait, it's just you, Brambleclaw. Phew!! You really looked like Tigerstar for a moment there....

"Brambleclaw": I AM TIGERSTAR YOU PUNY ORANGE THING THAT HAPPens to actually have a sword as part of his costume............................................................................
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhehhehhehhehheh.. ha.. ha..
I'll just be going now......

Firestar: I'm scary. Wow.

Cloudtail: :has no idea what just happened: I WIN, RIGHT?